Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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