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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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