Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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