- Anti Joke

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

whats brown and booky a book.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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