- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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