- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

all your base are belong to mark

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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