What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Girls Lacrosse.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...