nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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