What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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the midget went to the midget store

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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