Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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