How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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4 hours later.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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