What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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