What did death say to life? Go die

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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