- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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