Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Women's Rights.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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