what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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