- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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