whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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