Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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hey hey apple

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Christianity.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

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