What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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69

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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