- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What are annoying? Ads.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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