There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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tee hee

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Y u do dis?

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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