- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Get on the boat.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

A man died.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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