- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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