What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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knock knock come in

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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the NAACP

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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