Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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A hill billy went fishing

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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