do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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which one is easiest

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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