- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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