What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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My Boyfriend

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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