knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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