How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Worms don't like apples.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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hello

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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