why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Anti-jokes are funny.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

woman's lacrosse

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What is the difference?

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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