Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

women's rights, lol

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

what did the farmer do? plant

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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