- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Terraria

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Feminism.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

poop.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Help I'm being raped!

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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