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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A baby seal walks into a club.

A fish swims up your penis...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST