a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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