what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Joesph Triphook.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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