- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??