- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What are annoying? Ads.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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