What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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when debbie meets downer

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Brain fart

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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