- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Psychics.

Gordon Brown smiles.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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