- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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