- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Robin, get in the batmobile

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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