Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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