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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What happen? Idk...

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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