- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

You know whats funny Aids

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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