What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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flavin's head

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Replacement Referees

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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