What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

whats the capital of congo famine

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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