Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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