- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

This dog can only sniff marijuana.