Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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so the weather's nice...

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Take wrong turns

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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