Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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What do I hate? people

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dat shoe shine tho

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Girls soccer

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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