My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Anyone can post anything.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Anti Joke

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