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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.