- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Tilt your screen back .

there once was a black man who played basketball

im telling maguire

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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