- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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