Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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