how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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