What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

23

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Tilt your screen back

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

I named my son ps2 controller

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...