Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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