- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What's two plus two? Window

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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