- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

c-? men, C-men

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

nolan is gay

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

irish man drinking john smiths

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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