- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

White men's rights

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Why can't jokes spit?

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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