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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus