Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

It says so on your cap.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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