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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Irish sobriety

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

m

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Irish sobriety

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name