- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Roses are red, violets are purple.

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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