- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??