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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.