What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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im saul and i love cock

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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