the holocaust

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

you see theres this guy.

knock knock who's there ?

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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