- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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