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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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