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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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