whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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i had sex.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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