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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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