- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Women's rights.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What comes after 69? 70

you dint have to be a jew matt

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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