- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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