Three baby seals walk into a club...

Justin Bieber

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Racial Equality

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Boob

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

deez nuts

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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