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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

you know whats not funny white boards.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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