Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Hello

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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