I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Worms don't like apples.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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hello

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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