A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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