- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

This is a joke.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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