what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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