What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Refrigerator

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

This is sparta No this is patrick

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

autistic kids rock

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

seek beauty

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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