April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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