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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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