- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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