Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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