Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Your face

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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