I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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penis haha

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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