Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

PIED NINNY!

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

hey guys im gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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