Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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womens rights.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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alex is cool

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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