friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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