- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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