Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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