Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did death say to life? Go die

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

hi mom

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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