Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Dwight Howard

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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