- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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