Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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I went to work today....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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CHORGLUND

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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