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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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