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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

A black man walks out of a police station

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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