Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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seek beauty

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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autistic kids rock

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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a ab

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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