- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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