Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Sex education in Texas.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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