Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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This is not funny.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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