- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Death by kayak

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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