- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Where's my baby??

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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