I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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